The Great Sports Coaster
From the Gary Gnu School of Sports Journalism we present...The Great Sports Coaster! Follow the special links below to the not-so relevant Chicago sports blurbs and...What to think about while trying to find out whether Condolezza Rice and Kim Etheredge are related...
- Notre Dame is offering season ticket sales for the first time in 30 years in order to renovate the football stadium. So does buying a season ticket absolve me from any other titheing the rest of my life?
- Mark Buehrle is skipping his last start against the Twins. I guess he wanted to get a head-start on duck hunting season in Minnesota. (Check out The Final Buehrle Bile File of the season over at ChiSox Blog.)
- Shaun Alexander forgot the penance part of the equation when he said prayer miraculously healed his broken foot in less than a week. Maybe he should buy a season ticket to Notre Dame.
- Bill Simmons is a smug, arrogant blowhard who forgot his New England roots. Wait, New Englanders are already smug, arrogant blowhards. My bad, Bill.
- You know a trend has reach a tipping point when overpaid, underachieving centers join in. Tyson Chandler reportedly has a mohawk. I'm just glad I don't have to look at it all season.
- Terrell Owens, meet Rush Limbaugh. Let me give you a topic or two: Donovan McNabb and painkillers.
- 8000+ people showed up to the Fire's Toyota Field last night for the US Open Cup final, and I could understand about 30 of them.
- And finally, Ozzie Guillen says that a lot of people were rooting against the White Sox this season. In related news, AJ Pierzynski was beaned with a baseball while walking into Gurnee Mills.
- (Late Addition) There is something eating at this kid. No, seriously, there really is. And it isn't the voices in his head.
posted by jamesmnordbergjr at 2:41 PM
1 Comments:
Nice to see the supposed high academic standards don't apply to ND fans. (You spelled offering wrong. For the love of English, try the spellcheck if you "type too fast".)
Curious as to when the last time you tithed, and no, by ND sweatwear doesn't count. Also, it won't even get you a Christmas card from the Pope...of Greenwich Village, let alone absolved from a lifetime of donating you're unlikely to be making anyway. But good luck with that.
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