So Sayeth Touchdown Jesus!
And God reached down upon the earth and touched the arm of the golden boy and proclaimed, "He shall lead them out of the wilderness and thru the valley of despair. He shall give hope to the weakened lineman, and shall be a beacon for defensive TDs. Lighnting will fly from his fingers and WRs will follow in his steps. He will be hero to all the faithful, and will give rest to weary fans. He will be called greatest, and his time will come in the presence of the enemy. He will not wilt and will not fail. He will be called Heisman and first and shall be counted among the leaders of his nation. He will stand and deliver. He will succeed. I am the Lord your God, and I have commanded these things." And the quarterback went on to lead the team to victory, and the glory of Our Mother shone all around. The Book of All-Time Triumphs, chapter 40, verse 37.