Sunday, October 01, 2006

And the Dominoes Begin to Fall

Steroids.

The 2004 thru 2006 buzzword in the MLB.

Dead from steroids: Ken Caminiti.

Actually guilty: Jason Grimsley, Rafael Palmeiro.

Admittedly guilty: Jason Giambi, Gary Sheffield, Jose Canseco, David Segui.

Clearly creamed: Barry Bonds

Looking very guilty: Mark McGwire, Sammy Sosa, Brady Anderson, Brett Boone, Juan Gonzalez, "etc."

And "etc." now means Roger Clemens, Andy Pettitte, Miguel Tejada, Brian Roberts, Jay Gibbons.

B-12 shot anyone?

Well, sports fans, here is where the proverbial shit hits the proverbial fan.

I hope Kenny Williams decides Miguel Tejada isn't good for the White Sox.

4 Comments:

Blogger Soxually Repressed said...

Kenny Williams already knows and knew that Tejada wasn't good for the Sox. Bad clubhouse, big check, plus rumors. Sox fans can breathe easy(ier). Uribe fans maybe not so much.

2:05 PM, October 01, 2006  
Blogger DickdaStick said...

didn't know pitchers did roids too...is that why Clemens' ass is so big ?

6:04 PM, October 01, 2006  
Blogger Soxually Repressed said...

Did anyone else ever wonder if roids are supposed to shrink the rod but build muscle, which is what a rod IS, primarily; what would happen if these guys shot up the rod with the steroids directly? Cancel each other out? Explosion?

4:14 PM, October 02, 2006  
Blogger jamesmnordbergjr said...

the whole initial report was based on a pitcher's testimony, Jason Grimsley

10:41 AM, October 05, 2006  

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