Wednesday, January 17, 2007

It's Official: God Hates Notre Dame

From the world of "kick us while we're down" comes the plight that rare bird, the Caucasian wide receiver Jeff Samardzija. The two-time, 2nd team All-American from Notre Dame is now officially a ONE-time, 2nd team All-American. Seems that in auditing the vote count for what is essentially the college All-Pro teams, a slew of votes from The Sporting News were missed and Jeff Samardzija's award was rescinded. (Dwayne Jarret and Calvin Johnson were the actual winners.)

Let's see. Nine straight bowl losses (a dubious NCAA record as there ever was), repeatedly sub-par recruiting classes including a losing a top ten blue chipper who chooses Illini football of all teams over the Irish, a Heisman dud campaign, a defense that can't keep up with the nuns from Our Lady of Perpetual Motion, a coach who looks like he gets his clothing tips from the Michelin Man, and now the white boy receiver flap. Maybe this is God's payback for the Spanish Inquisition and those ugly mitre caps.

(Thanks to Fornelli and his Foul Balls for the info.)

1 Comments:

Blogger Soxually Repressed said...

Always glad to have one more cult leader on the side of good versus overhyped.

Having said that, it is merely icing on the "Recruit" cake. I can't say it will be the best move for the young man's career, but it might redeem his soul.

Illinois football will probably still suck for a long time to come. Don't worry, there is a spot saved for ND at the bottom, though. Just in case.

10:45 AM, January 18, 2007  

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