Monday, October 30, 2006

Hopefully This Doesn't Get Violent

Internet Creatures, the fine fellows who started Fire the Fucktard, has submitted a petition for the masses with the sole appeal of getting Chicago Suntimes sports columnist Jay Mariotti fired.

After contemplating the merits of this petition, I'm of the opinion that maybe getting the fucktard fired isn't a bad thing. Unfortunately for the petitioners, their one million signatures goal is a tad over-confident.

So this brother blogger is here to help. Click the link above to sign the petition. Let your voice be heard. Tell the Suntimes that their insistence on printing his slop will lose them subscriptions, internet hits and readers in general.

I already wrote the Suntimes months ago to lodge my own personal complaint, but you too can be a part of the great democratic process. Or freedom of speech. Or the Bill of Rights. Or whatever process this is a part of.

Please sign the petition. And maybe Chicago eliminates a clump of doggy doo-doo from the soul (pun intended, Double-U) of its sports columns.


Blogger Internet Creatures said...

The Internet creatures thank you for your act of humanity and overall good guy kindness.

Fire the Fucktard.

9:37 AM, October 31, 2006  
Blogger Soxually Repressed said...

Not that punny, is it?
While you're at it, can we petition for this humble blogger to take his spot? What, like I can be any worse?

3:06 PM, November 02, 2006  

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