Friday, January 19, 2007

"The Chicago Way" Bears V.S. Saints

This Sunday at 2:00pm central standard time the "Monsters of the Midway" will attempt to do the unthinkable. Namely, win their first NFC conference Championship since that magical season of DITKA! Despite a very turbulent year the Bears have won their division and put together a very solid season.

Going into this Sunday presents many challenges for our furry friends. First and foremost, the Bears need to somehow pull together and stop the tandem running attack of Deuce McAllister and Reggie Bush. Not only can these two guys run all over a team, but they also catch the ball very well. Bush led the team this year with 88 receptions. Couple this with the fact that the bears allowed a 100 yards rushing in more than half of the games that they played on grass this year, and you start think that maybe the bears have opened the wrong picnic basket.

The Bears second problem in attaining victory comes in the form of one Drew Brees. I mean this guy is a MVP runner-up and had a 96.8 passer rating this year. Brees is a definite upgrade from Matt Hasslebeck.

So if the Bears manage to stop these three extraordinary individuals, they may just have a conference championship and a trip to Miami in their future. That is if the defense isn't totally exhausted from playing behind a ridicules Quarterback. Ok, so I said it. If the bears loose they have one person to blame, and that person is Rex Grossman. His horrible play has kept the Defense on the field all year. That fact is the cause for the injuries and the decline in play that the Bears once mighty Defense has been experiencing.

Bears fans we are in big trouble. This Saints team is not some silly paper opponent. If the Bears don't play to their full potential, particularly the Defense, we may very well loose this game.

That is why I implore the Bears to take action. This town needs a win. Desperate Times call for............Well you get the idea. I propose the Bears Get a guaranteed win, and they do it, The Chicago way!

5. The NFC Championship "Falls off a truck"

4. Both cities vote on a winner. There isn't an election we can't fix!

3. Lovie Smith and Sean Payton Have a polish sausage eating contest, I mean look at them.

2. The Bears convince New Orleans to just give up and, "CROWN THEIR ASSES"

1. Tank Johnson invites Reggie Bush and Deuce McAllister to the ICE BAR Saturday night.

In all seriousness, Screw it, We know the stats. We know the odds. Who cares. ITS GOING TO BE A WILD ONE! GO BEARS!

6 Comments:

Blogger Cubby_Dog said...

I agree that the Saints are going to be tough. With all the injuries the Bears have gone through, maybe your boy Rex will need to pull some crazy $h?t out of his pooper. I just hope our defense practiced against the rush the whole last week. That's where they've been getting beat. Getting beat badly.

7:40 AM, January 20, 2007  
Blogger Phil said...

I think the Bears can run, pass and score on this team. I'm gonna feel alot better if the Bears can take an early lead and control the ball with the run. Keep those Saints off the field.

9:00 AM, January 20, 2007  
Blogger jamesmnordbergjr said...

Hey Phil, thanks for the link over at Double-Nickel and for stopping by and checking us out. Us Chicago fans have to stick together.

9:05 AM, January 20, 2007  
Blogger Criminal Appeal said...

I'm practically sick to my stomach with anticipation. Bears run the ball 40 times to win. I fear the Colston, although that may be from losing in the fantasy playoffs to his tightend-eligible punk ass. Bears 20
Saints 17

10:31 AM, January 20, 2007  
Blogger DickdaStick said...

Briggs and Urlacher vs Duece and Bush

I like our boys ...

As they used to say in Sparta..."With your shield or on it" (Win or die trying)

12:24 PM, January 20, 2007  
Blogger ChicagoCubbin said...

Dickdastick I hope the Bears have adopted your saying, cause Their going to need it to win. This game is the biggest test they have faced in a long time.

4:55 PM, January 20, 2007  

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